The Rocky Mountain Collegian

March 5th, 2007

Expectations

Alright, so it has been 2 whole weeks since my blog got started. One newspaper article and a paycheck later, I’ve decided that I’ll let you faithful readers in on what I hope to achieve through this article.

As the title says, this is going to be a blog about politics. So naturally, expect politics.

Now comes the fun part:

This is going to be one of the very few editorials/blogs that will be conservative. I joined the Collegian bloggers because I was fed up with all the liberal opinions that were being put into the paper: Mash articles about Paccione, desperate cries for abandoning the war on terror, and pleas for civil rights lovefests when it came to the Patriot Act, smoking bans, and Referendum I.

I am an unashamed conservative. Background info for me includes being a member of this great University’s College Republicans for 3 years. If you bother to facebook me (add me as a friend while you’re at it!), no doubt you’ll see that my pride in being conservative has no limits. I rarely break ranks with how the great conservative minds think (See Limbaugh, Rush and Hannity, Sean). So don’t worry, I’ll be the small beacon of truth for all you silenced and/or depressed conservative folk out there. Be not afraid.

So, let the labeling begin. I’ve included what I consider my stances more important stances, as well as their liberal translations in parentheses:

• Pro-war (War monger)
• Pro-life (Anti-women’s choice)
• Anti-raising the minimum wage (Make more people homeless)
• Anti-gay marriage (Homophobic)
• Christian Catholic (Misogynist, Nazi-pope lover)
• Pro-national security (anti-civil rights)
• Pro-guns (Guns DO kill people)
• Anti-illegal immigration (Xenophobic)
• Pro-capitalism (Plutocrat)
• Anti-taxes (Confederate)
• Anti-welfare (Pro-debtors prisons)
• Anti-Terrorism (Hypocrite, Bush is a terrorist, lol!)
• Anti-Politically Correct (You’re mentally challenged)
• Global Warming skeptic (Anti-Polar Bears)

and so on.

Before you begin reading, might I remind you, you DO NOT have to read this blog. If you’re conservative-ophobic, or suffer from BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome), you might be better off reading the printed opinion section, the good old standby for left-leaning college student feelings and emotions.

So fear not, right-wingers, hope has arrived. You can catch me regularly in the online blogs section, and hopefully every Thursday in the actual newspaper! Naturally, I’ll have to be writing better than my fellow blogging colleagues, who picked way cooler topics than silly old politics, to get to my goal of being printed in the newspaper. God bless the First Amendment!

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