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September 14th, 2007
More Global Warming Hilarity
Don’t forget to not breathe during your next lecture class, as you are obviously contributing to the death of this planet.
As
Possibly one of my favorite examples of how ridiculous the global warming agenda is, is from everyone’s favorite country:
It turns out that anthropogenic (for you CU students, that means “man made”) global warming is a complete farce, and that even if we did all drive a Prius (whose battery development is far worse than any Hummer on the road), the Scandinavian moose would still put us over the edge and the earth would still be doomed in 9 years, according to Al Gore. Talk about your lose-lose!
The Antarctic ice levels are increasing. This disproves half of the “Gorey” details we’ve been preached about regarding global warming and our imminent doom. So if it isn’t happening on one end of the earth, that means it isn’t happening on the other, right?
Mostly! From the data that has been gathered about the Arctic ice cap, there are some absurd predictions made, like this one from the Washington Post, that the arctic ice caps “will shrink 40 percent by 2050 in most regions, with grim consequences for polar bears, walruses and other marine animals, according to government researchers.” It sounds like the polar bears are pretty screwed unless we do something about this Scandinavian moose problem. But, this report from the Washington Post, like most things that come out of the biased media, fail to report that research data about the ice levels in the Arctic only started to be recorded in 1979. So not even 30 years have gone by, and people are putting all their eggs in one anthropogenic basket already, completely sold on the idea that cow farts and Hummers are leading to the death of polar bears.
So these levels are the lowest they’ve ever been? If you believe
history can be revised, you’d be correct, but that would mean you’d have to erase the entire voyage of 1905 when Roald Amundsen (also a Norwegian like those pesky moose), managed to successfully sail through the
Below is a picture of Amundsen’s excursion through the “frozen” (ha!) North:

In fact, a man trying to do almost the same thing, Adrian Flanagan, was getting stuck in ice while trying to navigate the
Oh, and Al Gore got caught using his private jet to go across half the country, data in Laurie David’s global warming children’s book “The Down-to-Earth Guide to Global Warming” is false, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s global warming film went down the toilet.
And that, my friends, is how global warming has been debunked from north to south to
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